Christmas Special: Eris in "Santa's Bodyguard"

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Hello, Future People of the Future Earth.. Thank you for looking into my file on my superhero career. My name is Eris, the Greek God of Chaos. Yes, I am the God that did the G.A.G - -the Golden Apple Gag -- that lead to the Trojan War. Hera told me as punishment I must do good deed for the humans of Earth. I been protecting them against mysterious monsters that have been threatening Athens, Greece when not in disguise as Diva Golden.

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ERIS IN “SANTA”S BODYGUARDS”

In her hideout, Collyana was mad as eleven mad hatters as she was searching through all the hideout for something to  turn into a monster to payback Meakee for her betray on Halloween.

She found a kitchen knife, picked up and throw into the caldron she had. The caldron bubbled for a while perform sending out a monster. This time the monster looked a  human-sized sliver knife with orange eyes with hands and legs. In his hands, he carries a long chef knife.

Collyana said, “You look sharp!”

Knifya said, “You have a cutting wit. The name is Knifya. You tell me what you want to curve up and I serve to you a sliver plate.”

Collyana remarked, “Hunt down Meakee and cut anyone down that tries to stop you you.”

Knifya said, “When I done, you will the only left on Earth!”

Collyanna said as Knifya smashed his way out of the hideout,  “This time I’m going to in the winner’s corner!”

=ERIS=

Unknown to the other workers at Oilflower Inc, Eris was disguised as Diva Golden, the ugly dressed CEO of Oilflower Inc.. Diva at this time was on a stepladder and finishing nailing Christmas wreath in the wall behind the lobby’s sign-in desk when she heard reindeer hoofprints on the roof. It was not night at Dec. 24. So she hop down and remarked, “Any following me is going to wish they were dead or  worse fired.”

One of the Oilflower Inc. workers who’s been working on a Christmas light asked, “Anyone going to follow her -- for her safety?”

Another Oilflower inc. worker who was carrying a box that leads “BIBLE STUFF” on remarked, “I heard horror stories about making her mad at Christmas time.”

A female Oilflower Inc. remarked as she took out Christmas figures -- an angel and a Snta --  place on them on top of the file cabinet  close to where Diva hanged the wealth, “You guy leave the poor CEO alone.”

One of male worker remarked, “She is either as rich or richer than Hades!”

The female worker say them while giving them THE LOOK, “You know what I mean. She give her entire file a day before America had their Thanksgiving & Black Friday”

The other male worker remarked, “Can you read her file so we can get some dirt on her.”

The female worker added, “I don’t think it will harm her because there is no dirt.”

=ERIS=

On the roof top, Eris saw a large sleigh pull by nine winged reindeers., Inside the sleigh was a old man with white hair  dress and blue eyes in a red fur hat, glasses, red fur coat, leather belt with a golden buckle, red fur pants, and black boots.

Eris asked, “St. NIck?”

St. Nick remarked, “That’s right. I thinking I need a bodyguard for this Christmas season. I’m thinking I’m going to have trouble with one of Collyana’s monsters,.”

Eris remarked, “Don't worry, I’m willing to help.”

=ERIS=

Knifya was marching through the woods and saw a sleigh pull by nine winged reindeers, Using his long knife, he attached himself to the bottom of the sleigh as it took off in a northern direction.

=ERIS=

We will back to “Eris”  after these messages.

=COMMERCIAL BREAK=

SCHOOLHOUSE POP BREAK

“Body Machine” by the Health Police

When you look down the street, what do you see?

The street is overflowing with a lot of machines

Now I don't mean the buses, the trucks or cars

I'm talking about the people

Yeah, you know who they are

I'm a machine, you're a machine

Everybody that you know

You know, they are machines

To keep your engine running you need energy

For your high-powered, revved-up body machine

Your high-powered, revved-up body machine

Now I'd be a fool, if I said that the fuel that

We needed to burn was gasoline

Because the fuel we use is the stuff called food

And it puts out the power for our machine

You make a stop at the filling station

"Fill 'er up! One chicken sandwich to go!"

As you start to chew

Your body does it, all systems go!

Now that sandwich contains some very important kinds of food energy for your body. The chicken gives you protein; bread, carbohydrates; mayonnaise, fat; and the lettuce has vitamins, plus cellulose (or roughage). Together these things help keep your body machine running smoothly.

First the saliva, kind of like a driver

"Move to the rear of the mouth!"

But what it's doing

Along with teeth chewing

Is taking food and breaking it down

Down to the stomach

The food is pushed, the esophagus does its stuff (gulp, gulp)

And the stomach starts

Look at those moving parts

As the body machine churns up

Gastric juices operate on proteins

Fats and carbohydrates

In the stomach they do what they do

They take out nutrition and use it for you

And the cellulose, in those leaves you know

Will control the traffic flow

Helps the food to move along so the good stays in

And the bad gets going

I'm a machine, you're a machine

Everybody that you know

You know, they are machines

To keep your engine running you need energy

For your high-powered, revved-up body machine

Your high-powered, revved-up body machine

Then the small intestine does most of your digesting

By sending all the nutrients

In through the villi

Which look a little silly

But act as little vents

The bloodstream passes; the nutrients it catches

And takes them to the cells you see

You use what it delivers

And store some in the liver

For future energy

I'm a machine, you're a machine

Everybody that you know

You know, they are machines

To keep your engine running you need energy

For your high-powered, revved-up body machine

Your high-powered, revved-up body machine

Your high-powered, revved-up body machine

High-powered, revved-up, complicated tune-up

Fascinating body machine

Take care of that machine

You got such a great model there, honey!

Give it the right fuel

High protein, low calorie

Take it out for a spin every day!

=COMMERCIAL BREAK OVER=

Now back to “Eris”

=ERiS=

Knifya was marching through the woods and saw a sleigh pull by nine winged reindeers, Using his long knife, he attached himself to the bottom of the sleigh as it took off in a northern direction.

=ERIS=

Not knowing about the monster knifing St Nick’s lab, St. Nick and Eris fly over the North Police and into a hidden portal -- leading a huge green forest circling a city.

St. Nick remarked as he dropped down., “Well to Elfville. The hidden city of the Elves and my home base.”

Eris said, “Not bad.”

St. Nick said, “Let’s see if that alarm is still going or we got a false alarm.”

Both run away from the sleigh. If they turned around, they would have see Knifya yanking his knife out of Santa’s sleigh.

=ERIS=

Eris and St. Nick enter Santa’s base. It was good size for a base. In the center of it was globe of Earth over Elfville. Sitting down in the chair, was a old woman with white hair and blue eyes dressed in a red bonnet, red shirt, a white apron, a red skirit, and red loafers. This woman was Ms. Nick.

St. Nick asked, “What’s up. Susan?”

Ms. Nick  said, “Nicholas,  the recently alarm switched from Athens to Elfville.”

Eris said, “I got a theory -- though I hope I’m wrong. Collyana’s latest monster must have hatched a ride on your sleigh.”

St. Nick said, “Let’s check the sleigh.”

=ERIS=

St. Nick took Eris to the Reindeer Park, the location where the sleigh return. Eris for a few second duck under the St. Nick’s sleigh and then remarked, “Wow. Collyana is getting pretty sharp with lastest monster. I’m afraid up being shredded up alive -- so I’m going calling in some help.”

Before Eris could reach her pager to be her parents, Hades and Persphone. Two familiar faces appeared -- one was appears to a red hair and red eyed woman dressed in a red toga.and other was a large purple snake with pink eyes dressed in a gray robe.

Eris remarked, “Nemesis, my friendly rival and the Collyana’s traitor, Meakee.”

St. Nick said, “Let me guess, Hades send you two to help us.”

Nemesis remarked, “Half right. The Fates sent us.”

St. Nick said, “Holy Christmas Stocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Eris said, “Then find that monster and send him back to where ever he come from!”

=ERIS=

I, Eris, will return after a little break!!

=ERIS=

I, Eris, is back with more show!

=ERIS=

The heroic group find the monster -- a large humanoid knife with arms and legs. In his arms, a large chef knife

Eris said, “You look a little dull!”

Knifya remarked, “You are so dull  that it’s insulting the other dullards. My name is Knifya.”

Eris said, “I am Eris, the Goddess of Chaos!”

Knifya said, “Then let me cut and run.”

Eris said, “No way. You make a knife look like a moron.”

Knifya remarked, “You take that back!”

Eris said, “I think I will. I’m insulting the rest of the knifes!”

Knifya said, “I going to carve you up like a Christmas turkey!”

Nemesis remarked as she run a with her sword right Knifya “Not if me, the Goddess of Punishment, Nemesis, has anything to say about it.”

Nemesis tripped over a small bucket of water end up flat on the floor. Knifya decide to see if he can harm Nemesis with his long knife, but Nemesis used send her god energy to  her skin to prevent harm.

Eris leaped at Knifya who attempted to leap over the Goddess of Chaos but ended up being kicked over throw a near-by window and into office fill with computer landing on on them.

Meakee  remarked, “That’s a bit shocking.”

Nemesis sighed before she said, “I got up from my trip heard a bad line.”

Meakee ignored Nemesis’s remark as she grabbed Knifya with her long trail despite at attempt to dodge by Knifya and she throw him up high in the sky where Knifya exploded harmlessly.

Nemesis remarked, “You save Christmas from Collyana day.”

Meakee said, ‘Just giving you guys a hand.”

Eris said, “I protect until after your Christmas Eve delivers are done.”

St. Nick said “Fine with me.”

=ERIS=

Collyana discover large dump truck outside her hideout on Christmas morning. Both the dump section and the cab sections with fill to the brim with coal!

Collyana yelled, “ERIS, YOU FAKE GODDESS, YOU WIN TODAY --  BUT  NEXT YEAR, I'M GOING TO GET REMOVE YOU FROM THiS WORLD !!!!”

=ERIS=

Diva Golden saw that her house was fill with any that could be be made with apple or was apple-flavor.

Diva said to herself,  “St. Nick. You are such a card.”

=THE END=